06 March 2008

Thursday Thirteen - 3rd Edition


13 Phrases I have actually heard while interviewing for office help for our agency! (I put my own thoughts in the parenthesis!)
  1. I can't work on Tuesdays or Thursdays because I have to go to court ordered anger management. (what!?!?!?!)
  2. I don't like insurance. (no problem...that is all we do around here!)
  3. I don't deal with kids! (can she not tell that I am very pregnant and that this is a FAMILY business!)
  4. I'm not really interested in learning about insurance stuff, I just need a job. (great, I was just looking for someone to give money to!)
  5. I can't multi task and don't want to learn how. (why are you interviewing???)
  6. I don't do personal anything.
  7. I don't see the point in buying car insurance. (that's what pays our bills! and it is the state law!!! ugh.)
  8. Will I need to come to work every day? (ummm...no, can I just mail you the paycheck for no reason!)
  9. Do I have to learn a bunch about insurance? (nope, you can just sit here and look pretty!)
  10. I's (I is) great on da (the) phone. (sounds like it!)
  11. Can I get paid sick time...cause I'm sick a lot. (let me think about that...um, no!)
  12. I have school classes on Tuesday and Thursday but I don't go very much. (ummm...responsibility?)
  13. I guess I could do some stuff around your office. (huh? maybe like WORK!)


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14 comments:

The Mama Bear said...

Ah yes interview excuses and odd requests, remember them well.
Very good theme for today.
Excellent TT13 and I hope you will pop by the Cafe and check out mine.

It's All Good! said...

Hi, the fact that people really do say things like that makes them even more hilarious! Have a great day!

Dette said...

OMG - doesn't it make you wonder what they must be thinking to make those statements OUT LOUD?!

lol - too funny. And I wanted to thank you for your answers to my T13 post! Wasn't sure if you're an Entrecard holder, but if not, I will surely link to your site from mine.

If you are participating in Entrecard though, please let me knkow what e-mail address I can send y ou 100 EC to. My e-mail is danceofmotherhood@gmail.com

By the way - I just read Red Tent 2 months ago - LOVED it!! Nice to meet you!

savvyprchick said...

Just. Wow. Hopefully you got at least ONE qualified person out of the interviewing.

Happy TT!

Nissa said...

Those are great! I can't believe the things that come out of people's mouths sometimes! And on an interview?! Wow!

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Stacy said...

That is just too funny. I wonder if any of those people ever found a job.

Teachin' this mommy new tricks! said...

Man...all I can say is....WOW! People come on!

Sandy M said...

That is so funny. Great list!

Kami said...

Wow, there are some real winners out there aren't there!

Makes for a funny list though ;-)

Harris Channing said...

What a terrific list! You made me laugh! Did you fill the position?

Im gud on the kumputer...puls I nead a jobe.

Helena said...

LOL, to the list and to Harri's comment. I really started being a mail carrier to just look pretty, I am waiting for that day to come, LOL great list!!

Nap Warden said...

Wow, just wow!

Nicholas said...

I can believe all those! I must have interviewed 100+ people for jobs over the course of several years, and I used to think to myself "Now I've heard everything!" but of course I never had!

Shari said...

I love #11 - cause I'm sick a lot. (That sounds like the one to hire.)