Meet Pancho. This is Kirstyn's Webkinz that apparently had to get hearing aids because according to Kirstyn she wasn't able to hear well.
Me: Kirstyn, why are your hair things on your Webkinz' ears?
K: Mommy (can you hear the exacerbated tone), Pancho had to get hearing aids.
Me: Oh, they are pretty.
K: I know... Pancho wanted sparkly ones like Trinity's, not the kind like Grandpa's that you can barely see!
Me: I like them.
K: Don't tell me, tell Pancho.
Me: Pancho, I like your new hearing aids.
K: I am just glad that Pancho now understands what I have been saying to her over and over and over!
Me: Me too Sissy, Me too!